StevenWrightondogs
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.Some people are afraid of heights.Not me, I‘m afraid of widths.
I had a dog once.I spilled spot remover on him, and now he‘s gone.
I put contact lenses in my dog‘s eyes.They had little pictures of cats on them.Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay.It‘s fun to call him..."Come here, Stay!Come here, Stay!"He went insane.Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.He‘s an East German Shepherd.
字典翻译专稿内容，转载请注明出处
不够精彩？
下一篇 : 心疼盲僧
精品推荐
最新更新
精品分类
热门笑话推荐
邮箱： 